Some of Wes Anderson's richest characters to date, including his most truly psychopathic villain in Jopling, who throws a cat out a window and walks across snow in socks without showing the slightest discomfort, thus outdoing the literal Nazi death squad in terms of evilness. Though I guess you 'can't blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber', can you?

Reviewed on Wednesday, April 27th, 2022, 12:00am.

Petition to change Chekhov's gun to MacGruber's celery stalk.

Reviewed on Monday, April 18th, 2022, 12:00am.

The words “three plutonium cores” are uttered before the opening credits. Easiest 10 I've ever given.

Reviewed on Monday, March 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

The strength I am displaying by not making a crack about Tom Cruise standing in front of an exploding Kremlin while wearing a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt.

Reviewed on Friday, March 4th, 2022, 12:00am.

Silva must have the sickest Plex Server.

Reviewed on Monday, February 21st, 2022, 12:00am.

Would have been a 10 if he didn't become a cop.

Reviewed on Saturday, April 16th, 2022, 12:00am.

When the movie ended the words ONE CUT OF THE DEAD materialized in my bedroom. I think I'm in the movie now?

Reviewed on Friday, May 20th, 2022, 12:00am.

The ultimate betrayal from a man on whom I would have previously staked my life that he was a cat person.

Reviewed on Saturday, May 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

I love this movie but I also just watched a four hour baseball game with eight pitching changes and two total runs and remember it's all this dude's fault. Minus one star.

Reviewed on Thursday, April 28th, 2022, 12:00am.

Am I the only one who kinda misses loading screens?

Reviewed on Friday, April 22nd, 2022, 12:00am.

It's Brittany, bitch.

Reviewed on Saturday, April 2nd, 2022, 12:00am.

Extremely relatable to my high school experience in which everyone in my class was giving up their six figure jobs to head off to an Ivy League school.

Reviewed on Thursday, March 31st, 2022, 12:00am.

Thomas ain't got shit on me!

Reviewed on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022, 12:00am.

You ever been in a storm, Ward?

Reviewed on Sunday, March 6th, 2022, 12:00am.

Screaming at Gareth Edwards reducing Nevada to a nuclear waste dump.

Reviewed on Monday, July 12th, 2021, 12:00am.

Finally someone has captured the feeling of being explained the blockchain.

Reviewed on Sunday, May 8th, 2022, 12:00am.

Just wanna listen to opera and make every day leg day.

Reviewed on Saturday, March 5th, 2022, 12:00am.

My man dresses like he's on the way to Target to buy up all the baseball cards before the kids get a chance, bangs like he is a baseball card, and then Steven Yeun comes into the picture looking like he belongs on a baseball card. Never stood a chance.

Reviewed on Tuesday, March 1st, 2022, 12:00am.

What older sibling hasn't told their little brother he or she is the author of all his pain while making him relive all the worst parts of his life?

Reviewed on Monday, February 21st, 2022, 12:00am.

Pretty standard game night vibes.

Reviewed on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021, 12:00am.

Ann Rule would never.

Reviewed on Monday, October 11th, 2021, 12:00am.

“Funny” banking movie the Trojan Horse, Mastodon needle drop the Greeks.

Reviewed on Friday, May 27th, 2022, 12:00am.

My family drags our birthdays like this too, girl.

Reviewed on Friday, October 15th, 2021, 12:00am.

Tag yourself; I'm either the photographer gleefully exclaiming, “He's so weird,” or the dude vibing hard on the accordion.

Reviewed on Wednesday, May 5th, 2021, 12:00am.

In which we test the tensile strength of Hans Zimmer's melody as the last thing holding this franchise together.

Reviewed on Thursday, June 2nd, 2022, 12:00am.

A courtroom gobbling up Jack Sparrow's bullshit is hitting a little too close to home right now.

Reviewed on Wednesday, June 1st, 2022, 12:00am.

The film itself is a good metaphor for its own distribution: a made-for-tv movie with a theatrical heart.

Reviewed on Thursday, March 31st, 2022, 12:00am.

What's your escape room? Mine's an important stack of mail I have to read to find the clues.

Reviewed on Thursday, October 14th, 2021, 12:00am.

It's good to know which ones we can safely leave behind in the past.

Reviewed on Thursday, July 15th, 2021, 12:00am.

The way this dude handled his records and the fact that he had spare robes, gotta say he had it coming.

Reviewed on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021, 12:00am.