Movies
Below are all of the movies I have watched and logged, along with my ratings and reviews.
| Score | Title | Director | Year | Genre | Review | ||
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10 |
The Iron Giant | Brad Bird | 1999 | Comedy / Animation | An awkward and misunderstood individual learns what it means to be human while subsisting entirely on metal, otherwise known as my high school experience. Reviewed on Friday, March 11th, 2022, 12:00am. |
Brad Bird - The Iron Giant - Comedy / Animation - 1999 - An awkward and misunderstood individual learns what it means to be human while subsisting entirely on metal, otherwise known as my high school experience. |
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10 |
The Matrix | Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski | 1999 | Action / Science Fiction | Wait my residual self-image looks just like Keanu Reeves too — am I the one? Reviewed on Tuesday, March 8th, 2022, 12:00am. |
Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski - The Matrix - Action / Science Fiction - 1999 - Wait my residual self-image looks just like Keanu Reeves too — am I the one? |
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8 |
American Movie | Chris Smith | 1999 | Documentary | Really makes you wonder what could have been. These dudes could have been unstoppable if they didn't give away that can of Surge. Reviewed on Tuesday, March 29th, 2022, 12:00am. |
Chris Smith - American Movie - Documentary - 1999 - Really makes you wonder what could have been. These dudes could have been unstoppable if they didn't give away that can of Surge. |
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8 |
Eyes Wide Shut | Stanley Kubrick | 1999 | Drama | The pot was making her aggressive though. Reviewed on Thursday, May 27th, 2021, 12:00am. |
Stanley Kubrick - Eyes Wide Shut - Drama - 1999 - The pot was making her aggressive though. |
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7 |
Idle Hands | Rodman Flender | 1999 | Horror | If Sublime is playing in heaven, the world better watch out for me. Reviewed on Monday, October 4th, 2021, 12:00am. |
Rodman Flender - Idle Hands - Horror - 1999 - If Sublime is playing in heaven, the world better watch out for me. |
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7 |
The Limey | Steven Soderbergh | 1999 | Drama / Action | Could not get over how much Stacy's wig had him looking like Tobias Funke's hair plug phase. Reviewed on Sunday, July 11th, 2021, 12:00am. |
Steven Soderbergh - The Limey - Drama / Action - 1999 - Could not get over how much Stacy's wig had him looking like Tobias Funke's hair plug phase. |
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5 |
The World Is Not Enough | Michael Apted | 1999 | Action / James Bond | James Bond: Mama said Renard is ornery cause he's got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Dr. Molly Warmflash: Renard is agressive because of a bullet lodged in his medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the brain that controls the aggressive behavior. M: That is correct! The medulla oblongata! James Bond: —but mama say that— M: The medulla…oblongata! Reviewed on Sunday, December 19th, 2021, 12:00am. |
Michael Apted - The World Is Not Enough - Action / James Bond - 1999 - James Bond: Mama said Renard is ornery cause he's got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Dr. Molly Warmflash: Renard is agressive because of a bullet lodged in his medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the brain that controls the aggressive behavior. M: That is correct! The medulla oblongata! James Bond: —but mama say that— M: The medulla…oblongata! |
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5 |
House on Haunted Hill | William Malone | 1999 | Horror | Still better than almost every party I've been to as an adult. Reviewed on Monday, October 18th, 2021, 12:00am. |
William Malone - House on Haunted Hill - Horror - 1999 - Still better than almost every party I've been to as an adult. |
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4 |
The Haunting | Jan de Bont | 1999 | Horror | Anti-gargoyle propaganda. Reviewed on Sunday, October 24th, 2021, 12:00am. |
Jan de Bont - The Haunting - Horror - 1999 - Anti-gargoyle propaganda. |