A little conflicted on this one because it has the hyper-realistic blend of setting, performance, the at times lush, at others grimy digital cinematography, the fact that I could never tell which actor was going to ultimately be a cop or a criminal (or both) when first introduced. On the other hand, it has the most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in a movie: a Marlins fan, in Miami, in 2006, wanting to watch “highlights.”

Reviewed on Thursday, April 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

“Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of watching all the Bond movies, my dear Letterboxd. Nothing sinister.”

Reviewed on Sunday, February 20th, 2022, 12:00am.

Disney dipping their toes in the water (no pun intended) of tentacle porn.

Reviewed on Sunday, May 29th, 2022, 12:00am.

All those notes around my house telling me DON'T EAT THAT that I've been throwing away…

Reviewed on Wednesday, April 6th, 2022, 12:00am.

Even without a virus, the mutant river squid didn't once yell at a Wal-Mart cashier about its rights. Best subtitle summation of the film: [ALL SLURPING]

Reviewed on Monday, May 17th, 2021, 12:00am.

Enjoy Slurm

Reviewed on Friday, October 15th, 2021, 12:00am.

I want the alternate cut where, at the end, Philip Seymour Hoffman satisfyingly clasps the ball bead chain of a rabbit's foot to the zipper of his Jansport's smallest pocket and walks off into the sunset.

Reviewed on Monday, February 28th, 2022, 12:00am.

This is a movie in the same way the Big One is food.

Reviewed on Monday, May 9th, 2022, 12:00am.