Movies

Below are all of the movies I have watched and logged, along with my ratings and reviews.



Score Title Director Year Genre Review
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9
Opera Dario Argento 1987 Horror

A shot from the point of view of a raven flying around fucking people up set to an '80s metal soundtrack is how Game Of Thrones should have ended.

Reviewed on Thursday, March 24th, 2022, 12:00am.

Dario Argento - Opera - Horror - 1987 - A shot from the point of view of a raven flying around fucking people up set to an '80s metal soundtrack is how Game Of Thrones should have ended.
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9
Hellraiser Clive Barker 1987 Horror

The puzzle cube I got at the Dothan, Alabama Cracker Barrel did the exact same thing to me and ruined a perfectly nice trip to Destin.

Reviewed on Friday, May 14th, 2021, 12:00am.

Clive Barker - Hellraiser - Horror - 1987 - The puzzle cube I got at the Dothan, Alabama Cracker Barrel did the exact same thing to me and ruined a perfectly nice trip to Destin.
movie
8
Eastern Condors Sammo Hung 1987 War

Sammo: First Blood

Reviewed on Sunday, April 17th, 2022, 12:00am.

Sammo Hung - Eastern Condors - War - 1987 - Sammo: First Blood
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8
The Living Daylights John Glen 1987 Action / James Bond

The Bond film in which the character must reconcile with all of the penis damage done by Roger Moore's version.

Reviewed on Monday, December 6th, 2021, 12:00am.

John Glen - The Living Daylights - Action / James Bond - 1987 - The Bond film in which the character must reconcile with all of the penis damage done by Roger Moore's version.
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7
Innerspace Joe Dante 1987 Comedy / Science Fiction

I loved when Martin Short played Sam Cooke on the Holophonor for Meg Ryan.

Reviewed on Thursday, May 12th, 2022, 12:00am.

Joe Dante - Innerspace - Comedy / Science Fiction - 1987 - I loved when Martin Short played Sam Cooke on the Holophonor for Meg Ryan.
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7
House of Games David Mamet 1987 Drama

Margaret having a con explained in great detail and then still falling for one right after is exactly like how I'll never really understand Catan enough to come close to winning a game.

Reviewed on Wednesday, April 6th, 2022, 12:00am.

David Mamet - House of Games - Drama - 1987 - Margaret having a con explained in great detail and then still falling for one right after is exactly like how I'll never really understand Catan enough to come close to winning a game.
movie
6
The Brave Little Toaster Jerry Rees 1987 Comedy / Animation

And to think I've been blaming my wife all these years for all the crumbs in our bed.

Reviewed on Friday, March 18th, 2022, 12:00am.

Jerry Rees - The Brave Little Toaster - Comedy / Animation - 1987 - And to think I've been blaming my wife all these years for all the crumbs in our bed.
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6
The Monster Squad Fred Dekker 1987 Horror / Comedy

I don't know it took me three days to watch through no fault of its own but I liked the part with the lasers and virgins, reminded me of a Tool concert.

Reviewed on Saturday, October 23rd, 2021, 12:00am.

Fred Dekker - The Monster Squad - Horror / Comedy - 1987 - I don't know it took me three days to watch through no fault of its own but I liked the part with the lasers and virgins, reminded me of a Tool concert.