That ball definitely didn't make it back over the fence when he threw it.

Reviewed on Monday, March 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

The definition of 'developing fast reflex actions' and 'spiritual strength' is me mashing the 10 as soon as I am shown a ninja training school in a Bond movie. Now they immediately make me question those reflexes when they…transform…Bond, but I gotta go with my gut.

Reviewed on Sunday, November 28th, 2021, 12:00am.

Nightskiing Deserves a fire fight

Reviewed on Sunday, November 28th, 2021, 12:00am.

I'm a simple man. You give me a pre-opening credits jetpack escape, your film gets a 10. Then you give me Bond looking like a more scantily-clad Britney in “Oops I Did It Again” in a harpoon fight climax? Why did people even try to make films after this?

Reviewed on Saturday, November 27th, 2021, 12:00am.

This silken blonde baddy really ditched getting lathered with sunscreen at the lakeside villain boot camp to go die on a train. It really makes you wonder what it's all for.

Reviewed on Friday, November 26th, 2021, 12:00am.

James Bond had no idea, as he was tearing up Miami Beach in a romper, of the groundwork he was laying for dudes at Ultra Music Festival decades later.

Reviewed on Friday, November 26th, 2021, 12:00am.

Well, it beats Arizona.

Reviewed on Monday, October 4th, 2021, 12:00am.

Loved the scene where the Castevets dressed up like different De Niro characters.

Reviewed on Tuesday, May 11th, 2021, 12:00am.

The story of an inexperienced young man with the build of Timothée Chalamet shooting longing glances at a vibrant young lady across the workplace on company time, also known as my version of How I Met Your Mother.

Reviewed on Wednesday, March 9th, 2022, 12:00am.

Toshiro Mifune with the post-retirement hairline is a force to be reckoned with, as the Aizu clan found out.

Reviewed on Thursday, April 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

The collectibles market has really gotten out of hand.

Reviewed on Thursday, November 4th, 2021, 12:00am.

Going to remember this the next time I need a way to get out of attending a conference.

Reviewed on Monday, May 10th, 2021, 12:00am.

I've never identified with a training scene more than Gorô Hanada keeping a balloon in the air while saying 'Why can't I be number one?'

Reviewed on Tuesday, April 5th, 2022, 12:00am.

Real shame we skipped this phase of expressing our racism through dance.

Reviewed on Saturday, April 2nd, 2022, 12:00am.

I don't think any exchange can better serve as thesis for this franchise than: BOND: It's throwing the gyroscopic controls of a guided missile off-balance with a radio beam or something, isn't it? M: More or less.

Reviewed on Friday, November 26th, 2021, 12:00am.

Kept waiting for Satan's music to hit.

Reviewed on Monday, May 17th, 2021, 12:00am.