Still think they had to add that scene in post where he calls it "dogfight football" because someone in editing told Tom Cruise how football works.
Reviewed on Tuesday, August 20th, 2022, 12:00am.

Saw this with my dad and it almost made him like me.

Reviewed on Tuesday, June 7th, 2022, 12:00am.

If ever there was a time to go alt-history on us, this would have been it. Showing Elvis just crushing it into old age on world tours, easiest 10 I'd ever give.

Reviewed on Monday, September 5th, 2022, 12:00am.

Tell me you've never tried getting help in a Fry's without telling me you've never tried getting help in a Fry's.

Reviewed on Tuesday, August 30th, 2022, 12:00am.

I hope this is what the aliens find.

Reviewed on Monday, August 15th, 2022, 12:00am.

Feeling pretty vindicated that the implications of this movie mean that Stick Stickly is an inter-dimensional being of great power, as I had always assumed.

Reviewed on Tuesday, May 31st, 2022, 12:00am.

Forty-two dead or injured civilians in the name of a single cop - pretty safe day for the LAPD!

Reviewed on Monday, May 30th, 2022, 12:00am.

Best Amon Amarth music video ever.

Reviewed on Sunday, May 22nd, 2022, 12:00am.

When a movie has a disclaimer assuring you the dances are entirely fictional you know it's about to go hard as fuck.

Reviewed on Tuesday, May 31st, 2022, 12:00am.

Always gets me when it's Ethan Hunt under the mask!

Reviewed on Wednesday, April 20th, 2022, 12:00am.

Finally someone answers the question, 'What if The Terminator was made for a cell phone screen?'

Reviewed on Sunday, April 17th, 2022, 12:00am.

I realized halfway through that this is effectively season two of a Netflix show, which is funny, because had you asked me to describe it at that point, I might have said it's “like season two of a Netflix show.” It's probably my fault for watching this first, but just know that if you've ever told me that Wu Assassins is a good show, you're on notice.

Reviewed on Monday, May 2nd, 2022, 12:00am.